Saturday, January 12, 2008 1/12/2008 04:36:00 PM
Driving Lessons!!
~ Driving Lessons ~
I am Finally BACK!! ahh!!
I'm finally back from the suicidal-freaky-bored-long-hours of the undang ceramah crap!!! x-x
Reached there around 7.30am, and only ends at 3.00pm because of some delays
here and there..
So, the talk goes on and on and on and on.....
Gosh, if I had to wait anymore longer, I would kick myself in the butt!!
It was so boring..
sigh.. after this, have to take a test for the undang thingy which will have a total of 50 questions.
42 marks and above will only be eligible to go for the next ceramah thingy..
another 6 hours!! ahh!!
sigh, I dunno whether will I be able to pass the test..
And after that!! ahh! Driving!!
I DON"T WANNA DRIVE!!
I WANT A DRIVER INSTEAD!!
5 Reasons why I don't wanna drive:
1. I don't like driving.
2. I have NO SENSE OF DIRECTION!! [Really I mean it! Even from school to my house I still can get lost.]
3. I'm a coward.. sigh..
4. I'm scared.
5. I WANT A DRIVER!!
man..
Let's imagine myself as a driver in the future. or during the driving test..
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* I'm in the driver seat, bringing along Amanda and fern to god-knows-where..*
Fern: Amanda, what do you wanna eat later?
Amanda: I dunno, Er Jie, what to eat?
Me: ...........
Amanda: Er JIE!! What to eat??!!
Me: SHUT THE EFFING UP!! CAN"T U SEE I"M EFFING DRIVING!! DO U WANNA GET US KILL HERE!! [Me, driving with a speed of 30km/h]
Amanda and fern: O.o" ... -____-".... T.T'
Fern: BUt u're driving so slow..
Me: I said SHUT UP!! I NEED TO CONCENTRATE HERE!! [continues to drive and look for signboards]
Fern and Amanda: *Whispers to each other..* What the hell -__-"
Me: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! GREAT!! THANKS TO YOU TWO! WE"RE LOST! [shouting hysterially and cursing on]
Fern: Just turn left!
Me: *glares at fern and turn left*
Amanda and Fern: That's RIGHT! U idiot!
Fern: I SAID LEFT! LEFT!! NOT RIght! ~.~
Me: IDioT!? SHUT UP!! U COULD HAVE POINT THE DIRECTION RATHER THAN JUST SAYING LEFT!!
Amanda: Just turn left now... -_-
Me: *glares at them and turn left, the actual left this time."
Fern: We're Here.. *with the oh-my-god-you're-so-dumb-and-you-have-no-sense-of-direction look.
Amanda: *gets down from the car*, HOME SWEEEEET HOME!! Er Jie, go cook me some spaghetti for us..
Me: .........
Fern: And you were saying...*with a grin*
Me: Yeah, yeah, You win..We were not lost..
End of imagination..
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Sigh.. I really can't picture myself driving..
Man! GOtta go memorize the signboards and stuff.. shessh!!
*stomps off to memorize...*